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| Constant | Date: Wednesday, 03.Feb.2010, 23:36 | Message # 1 |
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| Two Muffins were baking in an oven.
One muffin turns to the other and says, "Holy .... it's hot in here!"
The other muffin says, "Holy ....... A talking muffin!"
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| Katalana | Date: Thursday, 04.Feb.2010, 10:52 | Message # 2 |
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| Two cows in a field,
and one says to the other, 'Mooo.'
The cow replies, 'You know, I was just about to say that.' Two cows in a field,
and one says to the other, 'Aren't you worried about Mad Cow Disease?'
The cow replies, 'Of course not, I am a duck.'
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| Imwen | Date: Friday, 05.Feb.2010, 22:50 | Message # 3 |
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| rofl "i am duck" 
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| Katalana | Date: Tuesday, 09.Feb.2010, 14:08 | Message # 4 |
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| Just had a waterfight with some kids at the park. I won! No one is a match for me and my kettle.
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| Constant | Date: Tuesday, 09.Feb.2010, 19:17 | Message # 5 |
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| Three men, an Italian, a Spanish and a French go for a job
interview in England. Before the interview, they were told
that they must compose a few sentences in English with three
main words: green, pink and yellow.
The Italian was first:
"I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the
green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."
The Spanish was next:
"I wake up in the morning; I eat a yellow banana, a green
avocado and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV."
Last was the French:
"I wake up in ze morning, I hear ze phone "green...green...",
I pink up the phone and I say "Yellow?"..
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| Katalana | Date: Tuesday, 11.May.2010, 23:47 | Message # 6 |
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| I just accidentally mailed everyone in my address book pictures of myself naked. Not only is this excruciatingly embarrassing, but it cost me an absolute fortune in stamps. Added (01.Mar.2010, 12:40)
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http://www.explosm.net/comics/354/ Added (11.May.2010, 23:47)
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I won't rest until I find a cure for Insomnia
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| Constant | Date: Wednesday, 12.May.2010, 13:20 | Message # 7 |
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| (dont take it as racistic - its just a joke)
Do you know the difference between typical "white" and typical "black" fairy tale?
The typical "white" fairy tale begins like: "Once upon the time in the kingdom
far far away..."
The typical "black" fairy tale begins like: "Y'all mothafokaz won't believe
this...!"
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| heromax | Date: Thursday, 20.May.2010, 20:33 | Message # 8 |
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| What's the difference between a British and an Iraqi soldier? Don't know? Welcome to the United States Air Force, son! Added (20.May.2010, 20:33)
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3 jokes : Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in. 10 reasons why men are lazy: 1) What's the difference between toast and a Frenchman? You can make soldiers out of toast.
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| Katalana | Date: Sunday, 06.Jun.2010, 15:14 | Message # 9 |
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| Iron Man is a superhero.
Iron Woman is a command.
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| Knisterlaus | Date: Wednesday, 09.Jun.2010, 13:42 | Message # 10 |
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|  Am man came with a wild Lakosa to a policeoffice. He asked one officer.:" Look here, igot a wild Lakosa, what shall i do with it ?"
Policeman.: " Hmmmm ? I dont know a lot about wild Lakosas, but i think its a good idea
to go with him to the zoo."
The man.: " A got idea, i will do " At the next day the officer is moving at the street, and he meet the man with the wild
Lakosa.
Policeofficer.: " I told you.: go to the zoo, what happens ?"
Man.: " Thank you officer, it was a good idea, yesterday we were at the zoo, today we will go to the cinema. " :crazy:
Message edited by Knisterlaus - Wednesday, 09.Jun.2010, 13:43 |
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| Gerik | Date: Tuesday, 15.Jun.2010, 12:23 | Message # 11 |
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| During a recent company password audit, it was found that a blond secretary was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyLondon".
When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told her password had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital!
Just a humble wielder of elven magic...
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| Constant | Date: Tuesday, 22.Jun.2010, 01:21 | Message # 12 |
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| http://www.vuvuzela.fm/ Vuvuzela radio
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| Constant | Date: Monday, 05.Jul.2010, 00:42 | Message # 13 |
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| The noob comic - ideal for long waiting for servers to come up during update days 
http://www.thenoobcomic.com/index.php?pos=1
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| Constant | Date: Friday, 12.Nov.2010, 13:20 | Message # 14 |
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| Official ROM comic http://www.frogster-comics.com/en/episode,id11.html
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| Gildarts | Date: Wednesday, 15.Dec.2010, 13:38 | Message # 15 |
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| Did you know men get woman hormones when drunk? 1. They can't drive car. 2. They think they know everything. 3. They are being rude with everyone
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