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ConstantDate: Wednesday, 03.Feb.2010, 23:36 | Message # 1
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Two Muffins were baking in an oven.
One muffin turns to the other and says, "Holy .... it's hot in here!"
The other muffin says, "Holy ....... A talking muffin!"
 
KatalanaDate: Thursday, 04.Feb.2010, 10:52 | Message # 2
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Two cows in a field,
and one says to the other, 'Mooo.'
The cow replies, 'You know, I was just about to say that.'

Two cows in a field,
and one says to the other, 'Aren't you worried about Mad Cow Disease?'
The cow replies, 'Of course not, I am a duck.'

 
ImwenDate: Friday, 05.Feb.2010, 22:50 | Message # 3
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rofl "i am duck" biggrin
 
KatalanaDate: Tuesday, 09.Feb.2010, 14:08 | Message # 4
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Just had a waterfight with some kids at the park. I won!

No one is a match for me and my kettle.

 
ConstantDate: Tuesday, 09.Feb.2010, 19:17 | Message # 5
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Three men, an Italian, a Spanish and a French go for a job
interview in England. Before the interview, they were told
that they must compose a few sentences in English with three
main words: green, pink and yellow.
The Italian was first:
"I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the
green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."
The Spanish was next:
"I wake up in the morning; I eat a yellow banana, a green
avocado and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV."
Last was the French:
"I wake up in ze morning, I hear ze phone "green...green...",
I pink up the phone and I say "Yellow?"..
 
KatalanaDate: Tuesday, 11.May.2010, 23:47 | Message # 6
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I just accidentally mailed everyone in my address book pictures of myself naked. Not only is this excruciatingly embarrassing, but it cost me an absolute fortune in stamps.

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http://www.explosm.net/comics/354/

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I won't rest until I find a cure for Insomnia

 
ConstantDate: Wednesday, 12.May.2010, 13:20 | Message # 7
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(dont take it as racistic - its just a joke)
Do you know the difference between typical "white" and typical "black" fairy tale?
The typical "white" fairy tale begins like: "Once upon the time in the kingdom
far far away..."
The typical "black" fairy tale begins like: "Y'all mothafokaz won't believe
this...!"
 
heromaxDate: Thursday, 20.May.2010, 20:33 | Message # 8
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What's the difference between a British and an Iraqi soldier?

Don't know?

Welcome to the United States Air Force, son!

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Disabled toilets.

Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.

10 reasons why men are lazy:

1)

What's the difference between toast and a Frenchman?

You can make soldiers out of toast.

 
KatalanaDate: Sunday, 06.Jun.2010, 15:14 | Message # 9
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Iron Man is a superhero.
Iron Woman is a command.
 
KnisterlausDate: Wednesday, 09.Jun.2010, 13:42 | Message # 10
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crazy Am man came with a wild Lakosa to a policeoffice.

He asked one officer.:" Look here, igot a wild Lakosa, what shall i do with it ?"
Policeman.: " Hmmmm ? I dont know a lot about wild Lakosas, but i think its a good idea
to go with him to the zoo."
The man.: " A got idea, i will do "

At the next day the officer is moving at the street, and he meet the man with the wild
Lakosa.
Policeofficer.: " I told you.: go to the zoo, what happens ?"
Man.: " Thank you officer, it was a good idea, yesterday we were at the zoo, today we will go to the cinema. " crazy :crazy: crazy

Message edited by Knisterlaus - Wednesday, 09.Jun.2010, 13:43
 
GerikDate: Tuesday, 15.Jun.2010, 12:23 | Message # 11
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During a recent company password audit, it was found that a blond secretary was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyLondon".
When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told her password had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital!

Just a humble wielder of elven magic...
 
ConstantDate: Tuesday, 22.Jun.2010, 01:21 | Message # 12
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http://www.vuvuzela.fm/ Vuvuzela radio biggrin
 
ConstantDate: Monday, 05.Jul.2010, 00:42 | Message # 13
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The noob comic - ideal for long waiting for servers to come up during update days smile
http://www.thenoobcomic.com/index.php?pos=1
 
ConstantDate: Friday, 12.Nov.2010, 13:20 | Message # 14
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Official ROM comic http://www.frogster-comics.com/en/episode,id11.html
 
GildartsDate: Wednesday, 15.Dec.2010, 13:38 | Message # 15
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Did you know men get woman hormones when drunk?

1. They can't drive car.

2. They think they know everything.

3. They are being rude with everyone biggrin

 
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